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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?



26th Jul
175    

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u




get to know me meme: [2/5] female characters
katniss everdeen — “At some point, you have to stop running and turn around and face whoever wants you dead.The hard thing is finding the courage to do it.”


mondegreener:

mondegreener:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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I’M CRYING I REMEMBER MAKING THIS POST AND I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION FOR IT I CAN’T BREATHE


ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me


yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i


fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

  1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
  2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate


ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh


”In Hollywood, I’m obese. I’m considered a fat actress. I eat like a caveman. I’ll be the only actress that doesn’t have anorexia rumors! I’m never going to starve myself for a part. I’m invincible. I don’t want little girls to be like, ” Oh, I want to look like Katniss, so I’m going to skip dinner!”


16th Jul
332    
cody-sampson:

~blue blob~

cody-sampson:

~blue blob~


16th Jul
713