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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”


deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b



bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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tonyballer:

have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone’s status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. or you found out something you were better off not knowing. it’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. but you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. 


mrsfallontimberlake:

People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 




weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 


Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho. 


foxnewsofficial:

i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas


I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith (x)


petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can

  • ask for my phone number
  • snapchat
  • instagram
  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u