hunter in the woods // hunter in the arena
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
If you hate puppies you are a serial killer
if you hate cereal you are a puppy killer
its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
Closing my eyes doesn’t help. Fire burns brighter in the darkness.
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."